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Malanna is the coolest, prettiest, most amazing gal you'll ever meet.
She is kind, fun, funny, good to talk to, always there for you, absolutely drop dead gorgeous and just an amazing person all together.
Everyone: "OMG DID YOU SEE MALANNA SHES SO PRETTY I LOVE HER"

Other everyone: "IK RIGHT! she also has the biggest bunda i've ever seen" *heart eyes*
Malanna by yourdadsneakylink November 5, 2022
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A Malana is the prettiest, the nicest, most caring, and sweetest girl in the world. The best girlfriend anybody could ever ask for,will always be there for you. Usually quiet but knows everything. So forgiving and kind hearted once she cares about you that care will be there forever.
If you wan't the best girlfriend in the world, you must want Malana (;
Malana by BenjaminD November 21, 2013
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You will never be bored when you are with her. She has an infectious laugh that every person needs to hear at least once. A Malayna never turns on her friends. She usually has a cute personality but has bad luck with her love life. She has no dance skills and she can’t sing. She has amazing hair and beautiful eyes. Everyone needs to have a Malayna in their life
Malayna, you are super funny!
Malayna by Fish fly June 17, 2018
Swahili name meaning "pretty" or "beautiful".

(Pronounced muh-lay-nuh)
"What's her name?"

"Oh, that's Malayna!"

"Wow, what a beautiful name!"
"Well, since thats what it means, I guess it's fitting."
Malayna by Keekssss December 7, 2018
Teachers and substitutes always get her name wrong and she never says anything about it. They call her “Melannia” or “Melana.” When people ask her name, they always say “I’ve heard a lot a unique names, but I’ve never heard your name before” or they say “wow, that’s a really pretty name.” Personality wise she is basIcally the girl next door (not the movie). She is quiet, unique, cute, kind, funny, and a cinnamon roll. If you ever meet a Melanna, you are lucky.
Substitute:“Ok I’m going to take roll”
Substitute: “Do we have a Sarah
Sarah: “Here”

Substitute: “Where’s Chad
Chad: “Present”
Substitute: “Do we have ummm...”
Melanna: “Here”

Substitute: “Oh thank you, ok is Megan here”
Melanna by JoeMama02 November 2, 2019

malana cream 

its the best quality hash in the world.
and only grows in a particular region in the himalayas
the name is derived from the place where it grows.malana is near the township of manali in himachal pradesh in india.
hey babalog les go smoke some malana man,its complete blissssss.
malana cream by babalog September 4, 2005

Tapanga Malanga 

A YouTube vlogger.

Tapanga is known for boycotting the band, The ArKanes, and for treating her guests poorly. It is unclear if she is really a nasty person of if it is just an act.

She explains in many videos that she wishes to one day be an SNL cast member and that she loves Ke$ha. She is most recently feuding with Mason Granger of The Mayhem Poets.

Tapanga has been featured on FiveFreakinFriends and can now be seen on TheMoodyHipster channel where she is known as the moodiest of the hipsters.
Did you see that new Tapanga Malanga video on YouTube? She bashes the ArKanes AGAIN. She is probably into one of them..
Tapanga Malanga by sexpotrocker69 October 25, 2010
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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