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makaia

that one person who u love and care for, but can be a bad b*tch if she wants to. she's funny kind and hilarious and u need a makaia in ur life.
man i really need a makaia in my life
by Hey its a random dude April 23, 2018
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Makaia

OMFG MAKAIA IS FREAKING AMAZING. Makaia is a tomboy, and not afraid to show it. She will defend her friends no matter what. But not with words, oh no honey she will kick. She loves adventures and is very adventurous. She legit has no fear what so ever. SHE IS AN AMAZING FRIEND, not to mention super cute and super single. BUT SHE WON'T DATE YOU SO DON'T FREAKING ASK, UNLESS YOUR VERY BRAVE, BUT IF YOUR FEELING BRAVE GO FOR IT SHE WON'T MAKE THE REJECTION AWKWARD! She hangs out with mostly guys unless your a tomboy or nondramatic. Cause guys don't cause petty girl drama. But over all MAKAIA IS FREAKING AMAZING SO GET YOURSELF A MAKAIA!!!!!!!11
Dude #1: AYYYYYYE what up makaia!
Makaia: THE SKY
Random dudes who over heard: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by lemmesmash127 January 22, 2018
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Makaia

Makaia is an absolute g and a top shagger. You can bet your ass that he is a top tier wingman. He also slays pussy all day! His dream is for Rukia from bleach to thigh crush him to death.
by Raho_ November 5, 2022
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Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

a unfresh headass
person 1:"look at that unfresh headass"

person 2:"that must be a benjamin makaio ho tsing howe
by don congdon February 20, 2019
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Gamzee Makara

Gamzee Makara is one of the 12 trolls in the Homestuck webcomic. Gamzee is titled the 'Bard of Rage', and is a purple-blooded troll (which set him very high in the troll's caste-like society). Gamzee's associated zodiac sign is Capricorn and he has become a favorite among fans.

Because of a bad upbringing, Gamzee is always stoned on sopor slime, a substance not supposed to be eaten because it supposedly affects the troll's minds, and is a sort of juggalo/ clown cultist. While high, he is very mellow, goofy and friendly and nothing angers him.
SPOILERS: Further along during the story, he runs out of sopor slime and suffers an extreme faith crisis along with finding his crush dead. Now sober and completely insane, he believes it is his highborn duty to kill the other trolls, strangling Equius Zahhak and beating Nepeta Leijon to death with juggling clubs. He only stops his murderous attacks because of a major shooshpap from his friend Karkat.

Gamzee was named after forumite Gammy, as well as "Gamze", which is a Turkish word meaning "dimple" or "coquettish look". Makara is the Sanskrit counterpart to the Capricorn sign, as well as referring to a mythological Hindu creature with the hind legs of an aquatic creature and the forelegs of a terrestrial one (much like the Greek Capricorn).

In text, Gamzee speaks with aLtErNaTiNg CaPs. When sober, he randomly switches between all lowercase and ALL UPPERCASE LETTERS AND STILL HONKS from time to time.
Gamzee Makara Quotes:

Stoned: YoU jUsT gOt To Be GoInG wItH wHaT fEeLs RiGhT aT wHeRe YoUr HeArT's Up In, YoU kNoW?
Sober: WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER. honk. HONK. honk. HOOOOOOOOOOONK.
by Telekinesia June 25, 2013
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Gamzee Makara: "CoMe oN BrO aNd SlAm a FaYgO. ItS mAdE Of MoThEr fUcKiNg MiRaClEs"
by Starboy34tcoos October 20, 2012
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Makaio

Makaio means gift of God in the Hawaiian language and only truly blessed souls are bestowed with this name. Makaio is naturally very handsome, intellectual and caring person who has a true heart. He is someone who teaches you how to love and respect love, to nurture it and give it full attention. the care he gives others is unconditional and surpasses any other type of care you will ever receive in the universe. upon seeing him, you will be instantly attracted to his kindly gaze. he is one who will be there by you through thick or thin and would keep an eye on you to make sure you are never falling. he's creative, gentle, genuine and strong. His physical attractiveness is magnificent and his heart even more purer than the waters of the seas. He is passionate, loyal, comforting and will always have a special spot in your heart once you meet. An inspiring person who inspires you to be a better person each day.
makaio is the greatest man to set foot on earth and he is loved by all.
by willowtreewhispers July 9, 2010
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