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Maidstone Grammar School 

Mostly full of gay boys. All of them are road men or gamers that haven’t heard of hygiene. Head teacher looks like an absolute nonce. Mainly short boys that don’t know how to shut the absolute fuck up.
Shit I have to go to Maidstone grammar school now!”
“Make sure you don’t get ur balls slapped by the nonce!”
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Maidstone Grammar School 

School that is a bootleg Hogwarts on the outside and brexiter wonderland on the inside.
"I got accepted into Maidstone Grammar School"
"I'm so sorry"

Maidstone grammar school for girls 

This school never actually came out the other end of ww2. If you are a student here then I’m sure u have heard about the ww2 tunnels and the book “a school girls war” about a million times. Most of the money that mggs gets goes towards building a ww2 tunnel reception, which let’s be honest no one needs. 90% of people at mggs are pricks that are constantly trying to get attention. The other 10% don’t actually come to school. However if u are in that 10% good luck because the headteacher will most likely email u 500 times to get u to come to school before you are brutally murdered. If u have just done ur 11+ do not come here u will regret it for the rest of your life but also don’t go to invicta because that is even worse.

maidstone grammar school for girls 

Maidstone grammar school for girls (also known as mggs) is a grammar school with a bunch of cruel teachers who only care about skirts and how you look!
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