Virus started and originally fully owned by China, inciting 'virus jealousy' in a big-mansion-but-
small-bat-in-the-basement American president. The envious president then 'pre-predicted' China's outbreak, ditched all preparatory and prevention capabilities of the USA well in advance, fiddled for months after the outbreak -- then pandemic -- were declared, spent weeks trying to convince old
people it's like the flu -- eventually completely succeeding at wresting the MAGAvirus from any other
country's -- or even bat's -- tiny hands. To
boost his own
ego, when it seemed
good to blame the MAGAvirus on communists, China, Asians, and democrats, he bravely didn't hesitate to do so. After trumpeting there will be many deaths, he recommended all either continue to
stick their heads in the sand like he would, or cover the
face with a red scarf, likely having his new reelection slogan, 'Made America Gasp Agonally' (a
nice word to look up). The president achieved his greatest social / viral success ever, and it's still growing. He managed in so few short weeks to lead to an America 'number 1' in so many things: infections, deaths, and working on longest / most incompetent response time, and Most Ineffective Health System For Pandemics. So much winning!
It took the viral success of the MAGAvirus to wake up those who were left alive to the fallacy of having an idiot narcissist as president.
'It was a
perfect phone call, there's a
perfect test, and it's going to be a perfect MAGAvirus. A
beautiful, warm, nice MAGAvirus. 10 out of 10. Absolutely perfect. '
'I hate to say it myself, but OUR MAGAvirus trumps China's.'