MAGAvirus
MAGAvirus by Farley Higgins March 23, 2020
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MAGAvirus
Virus started and originally fully owned by China, inciting 'virus jealousy' in a big-mansion-but-small-bat-in-the-basement American president. The envious president then 'pre-predicted' China's outbreak, ditched all preparatory and prevention capabilities of the USA well in advance, fiddled for months after the outbreak -- then pandemic -- were declared, spent weeks trying to convince old people it's like the flu -- eventually completely succeeding at wresting the MAGAvirus from any other country's -- or even bat's -- tiny hands. To boost his own ego, when it seemed good to blame the MAGAvirus on communists, China, Asians, and democrats, he bravely didn't hesitate to do so. After trumpeting there will be many deaths, he recommended all either continue to stick their heads in the sand like he would, or cover the face with a red scarf, likely having his new reelection slogan, 'Made America Gasp Agonally' (a nice word to look up). The president achieved his greatest social / viral success ever, and it's still growing. He managed in so few short weeks to lead to an America 'number 1' in so many things: infections, deaths, and working on longest / most incompetent response time, and Most Ineffective Health System For Pandemics. So much winning!
It took the viral success of the MAGAvirus to wake up those who were left alive to the fallacy of having an idiot narcissist as president.
'It was a perfect phone call, there's a perfect test, and it's going to be a perfect MAGAvirus. A beautiful, warm, nice MAGAvirus. 10 out of 10. Absolutely perfect. '
'I hate to say it myself, but OUR MAGAvirus trumps China's.'
'It was a perfect phone call, there's a perfect test, and it's going to be a perfect MAGAvirus. A beautiful, warm, nice MAGAvirus. 10 out of 10. Absolutely perfect. '
'I hate to say it myself, but OUR MAGAvirus trumps China's.'
MAGAvirus by J. Tschlottman April 5, 2020
mazavious
Mazavious is the most sexiest person on the world he is so fine he is the best bf to ever be with hell never cheat sometimes he may do thing but girl he is a keeper keep him girl he is overprotective and funny has a nice smile and sometimes mean he’ll most definitely fight u be he will also treat u right so keep him .
mazavious is perfect
mazavious by Unknowlove November 21, 2021
MAGAVERSE
The magaverse or MAGAverse is an alternative digital arena where Donald Trump supporters ignore reality, facts, and statistics. It is an online platform where the opposite of truth exist.
One example of the digital platform of the magaverse is the mobile app Truth Social. Diehard Trump supporters spend up to 12 hours a day on the site.
MAGAVERSE by supremebbwlover March 18, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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