The thing that takes your attention away from teachers during class. Or from anyone talking to you for that matter.
Teacher: Tony! When did Stonewall Jackson defend New Orleans?
Tony: Well I'm not really paying attention.. As you can see there are magnets in front of me..
Tony: Well I'm not really paying attention.. As you can see there are magnets in front of me..
by Zypher312 June 8, 2006
Definition 1 - "Pieces of metal with polarized attraction and repulsion properties."*
Not found in some online games. Sorry, there aren't any magnets here.
*See example 1
2 - Also used in reply to confusing, strange forum threads, in a sarcastic, ironic or cynical manner.
Not found in some online games. Sorry, there aren't any magnets here.
*See example 1
2 - Also used in reply to confusing, strange forum threads, in a sarcastic, ironic or cynical manner.
Example 1 - In an online gaming forum (Condensed version)-
Random noob: are there magnets in this game?
Non noob: What?
Random noob: i dont think i was clear enough.. are there any
magnets in the game, thx
Non noob: Seriously, what do you mean?
Non noob 2: WTF question is this.
Smartass 1: There's a magnet in my pants and it's attracted to you.
Smartass 2: Have my babies.
Non noob 3: well anyways... how was "are there magnets in this game?" any different than "are there any magnets in the game" besides the word any? (that made no sense im sure...)
Smartass 3: Magnet is a hold item for pokemon games.
Since this is not pokemon, NO MAGNET FOR YOU!!!!
Smartass 4: This has to be the weirdest thread ever. The amounts of randomnity it involves is just mind boggling.
I PROPOSE THAT FROM NOW ON, WHEN SOMETHING MAKES NO SENSE, WE DEMAND TO SEE MAGNETS.*
(*Related to definition 2)
Random noob: guys can u plz be serious are there magnets like in the game not out of the game in the game???????
Smartass 4: srsly guy dont undrstnd you nd why r u asking kwestun?
Non noob 4: what do you need magnets for?
Everyone is serious here! Nobody make's any idea of what you're talking about!!!!!!
WHAT DO YOU WANT?? SEE ME CRAZYY?? OKEYY I'M CRAZYYE NOWWW... WHAT THE HELL
ok... calmed down... so... we never heard of these "magnets". Maybe your english is just bad...
so, tell uncle Chico where did you hear about these "magnets" and then we will talk....
Smartass 5: MAAAAA
AAAGGGGGGNNNEEEETTTTTSSSS!!!
Example 2 - Sarcasm and joking -
Forum member 1: Honestly. i dont know what to do anymore, people tell me daggers some people tell me wand. You guys tell me whats the best new weapon to get.
Forum member 2: Get Magnets. They rock.
Random noob: are there magnets in this game?
Non noob: What?
Random noob: i dont think i was clear enough.. are there any
magnets in the game, thx
Non noob: Seriously, what do you mean?
Non noob 2: WTF question is this.
Smartass 1: There's a magnet in my pants and it's attracted to you.
Smartass 2: Have my babies.
Non noob 3: well anyways... how was "are there magnets in this game?" any different than "are there any magnets in the game" besides the word any? (that made no sense im sure...)
Smartass 3: Magnet is a hold item for pokemon games.
Since this is not pokemon, NO MAGNET FOR YOU!!!!
Smartass 4: This has to be the weirdest thread ever. The amounts of randomnity it involves is just mind boggling.
I PROPOSE THAT FROM NOW ON, WHEN SOMETHING MAKES NO SENSE, WE DEMAND TO SEE MAGNETS.*
(*Related to definition 2)
Random noob: guys can u plz be serious are there magnets like in the game not out of the game in the game???????
Smartass 4: srsly guy dont undrstnd you nd why r u asking kwestun?
Non noob 4: what do you need magnets for?
Everyone is serious here! Nobody make's any idea of what you're talking about!!!!!!
WHAT DO YOU WANT?? SEE ME CRAZYY?? OKEYY I'M CRAZYYE NOWWW... WHAT THE HELL
ok... calmed down... so... we never heard of these "magnets". Maybe your english is just bad...
so, tell uncle Chico where did you hear about these "magnets" and then we will talk....
Smartass 5: MAAAAA
AAAGGGGGGNNNEEEETTTTTSSSS!!!
Example 2 - Sarcasm and joking -
Forum member 1: Honestly. i dont know what to do anymore, people tell me daggers some people tell me wand. You guys tell me whats the best new weapon to get.
Forum member 2: Get Magnets. They rock.
by Pete The Destroyer March 18, 2007
MMMmmmm, that is one mighty fine looking ass!
But, ewww. . . that flat chest & bulldog face means she's a magnet!
But, ewww. . . that flat chest & bulldog face means she's a magnet!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 11, 2014
by Ace the simp February 4, 2023
A person with a sense of calm self-confidence and authenticity who others are drawn towards instinctively. These people are excellent listeners with the power to make anyone feel important and validated. While not always the center of attention, magnetic personalities radiate a powerful and slightly mysterious influence, and are often extremely wise and thoughtful. Their natural charisma and sincerity makes them perceived as very trustworthy, and they may naturally attract followers, whether or not they are eager to lead.
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