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One of lifes greatest mysteries, unsolvable until early 2010. Until a brave duo
by the name of The Insane Clown Posse filled us in.
Magnets are powered by magic and miracles.
by the name of The Insane Clown Posse filled us in.
Magnets are powered by magic and miracles.
Magnets by Spidermanstailor April 25, 2010
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Magnets
A term for a magical rock bestowed by the almighty god to piss off heretics such as Mormons. Often used by trolls to taunt the heretics, they will always be used as a relic to worship the god troll, or also known as god. For many centuries, these have kept track of earth's magnetic field which changes poles approximately every 200,000 years.
Example 1:
Mormon Chatbox.
Troll: Heyz do u noez how magnetz workz?
Mormon: FUCK!
Mormon has disconnected.
Example 2:
Troll: Do you possess the almighty magnets?
Troll God: Yes, now go taunt those heretics.
Mormon Chatbox.
Troll: Heyz do u noez how magnetz workz?
Mormon: FUCK!
Mormon has disconnected.
Example 2:
Troll: Do you possess the almighty magnets?
Troll God: Yes, now go taunt those heretics.
Magnets by TheOmegaTroll June 17, 2011
Magnets
Definition 1 - "Pieces of metal with polarized attraction and repulsion properties."*
Not found in some online games. Sorry, there aren't any magnets here.
*See example 1
2 - Also used in reply to confusing, strange forum threads, in a sarcastic, ironic or cynical manner.
Not found in some online games. Sorry, there aren't any magnets here.
*See example 1
2 - Also used in reply to confusing, strange forum threads, in a sarcastic, ironic or cynical manner.
Example 1 - In an online gaming forum (Condensed version)-
Random noob: are there magnets in this game?
Non noob: What?
Random noob: i dont think i was clear enough.. are there any
magnets in the game, thx
Non noob: Seriously, what do you mean?
Non noob 2: WTF question is this.
Smartass 1: There's a magnet in my pants and it's attracted to you.
Smartass 2: Have my babies.
Non noob 3: well anyways... how was "are there magnets in this game?" any different than "are there any magnets in the game" besides the word any? (that made no sense im sure...)
Smartass 3: Magnet is a hold item for pokemon games.
Since this is not pokemon, NO MAGNET FOR YOU!!!!
Smartass 4: This has to be the weirdest thread ever. The amounts of randomnity it involves is just mind boggling.
I PROPOSE THAT FROM NOW ON, WHEN SOMETHING MAKES NO SENSE, WE DEMAND TO SEE MAGNETS.*
(*Related to definition 2)
Random noob: guys can u plz be serious are there magnets like in the game not out of the game in the game???????
Smartass 4: srsly guy dont undrstnd you nd why r u asking kwestun?
Non noob 4: what do you need magnets for?
Everyone is serious here! Nobody make's any idea of what you're talking about!!!!!!
WHAT DO YOU WANT?? SEE ME CRAZYY?? OKEYY I'M CRAZYYE NOWWW... WHAT THE HELL
ok... calmed down... so... we never heard of these "magnets". Maybe your english is just bad...
so, tell uncle Chico where did you hear about these "magnets" and then we will talk....
Smartass 5: MAAAAA
AAAGGGGGGNNNEEEETTTTTSSSS!!!
Example 2 - Sarcasm and joking -
Forum member 1: Honestly. i dont know what to do anymore, people tell me daggers some people tell me wand. You guys tell me whats the best new weapon to get.
Forum member 2: Get Magnets. They rock.
Random noob: are there magnets in this game?
Non noob: What?
Random noob: i dont think i was clear enough.. are there any
magnets in the game, thx
Non noob: Seriously, what do you mean?
Non noob 2: WTF question is this.
Smartass 1: There's a magnet in my pants and it's attracted to you.
Smartass 2: Have my babies.
Non noob 3: well anyways... how was "are there magnets in this game?" any different than "are there any magnets in the game" besides the word any? (that made no sense im sure...)
Smartass 3: Magnet is a hold item for pokemon games.
Since this is not pokemon, NO MAGNET FOR YOU!!!!
Smartass 4: This has to be the weirdest thread ever. The amounts of randomnity it involves is just mind boggling.
I PROPOSE THAT FROM NOW ON, WHEN SOMETHING MAKES NO SENSE, WE DEMAND TO SEE MAGNETS.*
(*Related to definition 2)
Random noob: guys can u plz be serious are there magnets like in the game not out of the game in the game???????
Smartass 4: srsly guy dont undrstnd you nd why r u asking kwestun?
Non noob 4: what do you need magnets for?
Everyone is serious here! Nobody make's any idea of what you're talking about!!!!!!
WHAT DO YOU WANT?? SEE ME CRAZYY?? OKEYY I'M CRAZYYE NOWWW... WHAT THE HELL
ok... calmed down... so... we never heard of these "magnets". Maybe your english is just bad...
so, tell uncle Chico where did you hear about these "magnets" and then we will talk....
Smartass 5: MAAAAA
AAAGGGGGGNNNEEEETTTTTSSSS!!!
Example 2 - Sarcasm and joking -
Forum member 1: Honestly. i dont know what to do anymore, people tell me daggers some people tell me wand. You guys tell me whats the best new weapon to get.
Forum member 2: Get Magnets. They rock.
Magnets by Pete The Destroyer March 21, 2007
magnets milo
my best friend ever omg slay, we may be exes, but hes one of the cool ones ya knowww. so like slay idk what to put here Milo is super cool and amazing anc cool and hes also pretty -Mira
magnets milo by MiraKamakura'sSlvt May 15, 2022
mugger magnets
Apple's Earbuds for use in their ipod. In New York and other big cities they are know to alert a mugger that you are in possession of one of these expensive pieces of shit.
I was walkin down 46th jammin out to the jonas brothers and got jacked for my ipod. Those earbuds are like mugger magnets.
mugger magnets by jamesnbk1108 February 8, 2009
YEAH BITCH, MAGNETS
Jesse pinkman's reaction to seeing a uhaul truck used as a giant magnet using car batteries to destroy a laptop.
*uhaul truck magnet destroys and thors hammers that mf to it* Jesse pink man who had the idea: YEAH BITCH, MAGNETS
YEAH BITCH, MAGNETS by Mr.Bruhaps August 11, 2022