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magna cum laude 

Actual definition: adj, adv; with great praise; with high honor
Practical definition: v. to ejaculate with much force, and to do so with high volume
He magna cum lauded all night long!

magna cum laude 

Honor bestowed upon graduation to the dude in the class who came the most during the course.
Yes, I graduated Magna Cum Laude... i fucked every chick in class... even the dogs!
magna cum laude by Hugh G Rection December 28, 2005

magna cum laude 

to ejaculate with great force; to orgasm at a high pitch
She made me magna cum laude!

magna cum laude 

n. a load shot with such amazing size and force it is comparable to an eruption of magma from a volcano
I wish Peter North would shoot magna cum laudes into my plump ass.
magna cum laude by George Resso January 16, 2004

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026