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The dumbest, most worthless mouse any brand has ever made. The whole thing is a scroll wheel, it is starts out being only one button until you switch the settings but the right click barely works. AND it sucks for gaming, dont get this ever in your like or you're bad
Ethan: Oh hey I saw this futuristic looking mouse at the store should I go buy it?\
Tom: What is it called
Ethan: It is called the Magic Mou-
Tom: No, Shut the hell up, and don't buy that piece of crap
Ethan: Thank you for saving my life so I don't waste my money on the Magic Mouse!
Magic Mouse by Daily Defenitions November 23, 2020
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magicmoose

1. One being that takes advantage of Ecn's mom. Although his magic is unknown to many, the few that do know it, are either dead, or in a wheel chair.

2. When your gay lover takes a shit on his penis and proceeds to have anal sex with you.
That magicmoose left me aching for weeks.
magicmoose by Nick Corona October 23, 2006