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maggie gyllenhaal

An excellent actress whom was born November 16, 1977. She is most likely known for her roles in Secretary, Donnie Darko, and Mona Lisa Smile. Her ground breaking performance was Secretary where she develops an obsessive crush on her boss, played by James Spader, which leads to a bizarre relationship. In order to promote her film Secretary, she posed for Playboy.
Not only is she great at acting, she also has a knack for English. She earned a B.A. in the field from Columbia University. Her studying of English gave her theater experience and stage experience which led her to acting after graduating.
She is also the older sister of Jake Gyllenhaal whom she starred opposite of as his sister in Donnie Darko. The two also worked together in A Dangerous Woman and Homegrown. The first six movies she made, Waterland, A Dangerous Woman, Shattered Mind, The Patron Saint of Liars, Homegrown, and Resurrection were all directed by her father.
She is a very alluring, attractive, charming, gorgeous, humorous, pleasing, provocative, smart, stunning, talented, wonderful actress. She, along with her brother, have an enormous heart, enormous amounts of wit and sense of humor. She also enjoys her girl time and pestering her little brother and his friends.
The actress that told Jake Gyllenhaal's character in Donnie Darko to "Go suck a fuck." is Maggie Gyllenhaal.
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maggie gyllenhaal

An excellent actress whom was born November 16, 1977. She is most likely known for her roles in Secretary, Donnie Darko, and Mona Lisa Smile. Her ground breaking performance was Secretary where she develops an obsessive crush on her boss, played by James Spader, which leads to a bizarre relationship. In order to promote her film Secretary, she posed for Playboy.
Not only is she great at acting, she also has a knack for English. She earned a B.A. in the field from Columbia University. Her studying of English gave her theater experience and stage experience which led her to acting after graduating.
She is also the older sister of Jake Gyllenhaal whom she starred opposite to as his sister in Donnie Darko. The two also worked together in A Dangerous Woman and Homegrown. The first six movies she made, Waterland, A Dangerous Woman, Shattered Mind, The Patron Saint of Liars, Homegrown, and Resurrection were all directed by her father.
She is a very alluring, attractive, charming, gorgeous, humorous, pleasing, provocative, smart, stunning, talented, wonderful actress. She, along with her brother, have an enormous heart, enormous amounts of wit and sense of humor. She also enjoys her girl time and pestering her little brother and his friends.
The actress that told Jake Gyllenhaal's character in Donnie Darko to "Go suck a fuck." is Maggie Gyllenhaal.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026