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maggie gyllenhaal

An excellent actress whom was born November 16, 1977. She is most likely known for her roles in Secretary, Donnie Darko, and Mona Lisa Smile. Her ground breaking performance was Secretary where she develops an obsessive crush on her boss, played by James Spader, which leads to a bizarre relationship. In order to promote her film Secretary, she posed for Playboy.
Not only is she great at acting, she also has a knack for English. She earned a B.A. in the field from Columbia University. Her studying of English gave her theater experience and stage experience which led her to acting after graduating.
She is also the older sister of Jake Gyllenhaal whom she starred opposite of as his sister in Donnie Darko. The two also worked together in A Dangerous Woman and Homegrown. The first six movies she made, Waterland, A Dangerous Woman, Shattered Mind, The Patron Saint of Liars, Homegrown, and Resurrection were all directed by her father.
She is a very alluring, attractive, charming, gorgeous, humorous, pleasing, provocative, smart, stunning, talented, wonderful actress. She, along with her brother, have an enormous heart, enormous amounts of wit and sense of humor. She also enjoys her girl time and pestering her little brother and his friends.
The actress that told Jake Gyllenhaal's character in Donnie Darko to "Go suck a fuck." is Maggie Gyllenhaal.
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maggie gyllenhaal

An excellent actress whom was born November 16, 1977. She is most likely known for her roles in Secretary, Donnie Darko, and Mona Lisa Smile. Her ground breaking performance was Secretary where she develops an obsessive crush on her boss, played by James Spader, which leads to a bizarre relationship. In order to promote her film Secretary, she posed for Playboy.
Not only is she great at acting, she also has a knack for English. She earned a B.A. in the field from Columbia University. Her studying of English gave her theater experience and stage experience which led her to acting after graduating.
She is also the older sister of Jake Gyllenhaal whom she starred opposite to as his sister in Donnie Darko. The two also worked together in A Dangerous Woman and Homegrown. The first six movies she made, Waterland, A Dangerous Woman, Shattered Mind, The Patron Saint of Liars, Homegrown, and Resurrection were all directed by her father.
She is a very alluring, attractive, charming, gorgeous, humorous, pleasing, provocative, smart, stunning, talented, wonderful actress. She, along with her brother, have an enormous heart, enormous amounts of wit and sense of humor. She also enjoys her girl time and pestering her little brother and his friends.
The actress that told Jake Gyllenhaal's character in Donnie Darko to "Go suck a fuck." is Maggie Gyllenhaal.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026