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madmen by Crispycoon May 30, 2018
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absolute madman 

A fucking legend. someone who'll do something that even you wouldn't dare.
Did you see Tom? He swallowed a can of coke whole, what an absolute madman!

Madden King 

1. Adj. Person disposition which is constantly angry.
2. N. A person usually adult who acts like a gangster and usually living in their mothers house, usually has children and no job and plays video games frequently.
1. Adj. explaining the character of a friends "attitude" whom constantly overacts. "Madden king slaps girlfriend over making him get killed in call of duty"
2. N. A person living at home with parents freeloading. "Madden king still hasn't left home."
Madden King by Ghostly bear August 30, 2013

all-madden 

possessing qualities or talents well-above average
Guy 1: I didn't think you were going to catch that ball.

Guy 2: Yeah, I had to go all-madden to get it.
all-madden by chochmaster May 30, 2010
Strong, sexy, independent woman whose appearance and brains intimidate weak men. Handle with caution and care because she is very dangers when mad.
Guy1 " WoW did you see that Madlen yesterday?"
Guy2 " Oh ya, shes scares me but in a good way.."
Girl 1" Everyone wants to be a Madlen"
madlen by Madlen April 3, 2008
The most sexiest, most gorgeous, prettiest person you'll ever meet! She is a such a sweet hearted girl, you'll have the time of your life with. She is the definition of what a princess is. All people love her and she has TONS of friends. She is an amazing person to have in your life and if you leave her its your mistake. She is one-of-a-kind type of a girl. A femme fatale. With intelligence and beauty. she's an "all around girl"
Dayum! Madena is fine!

Wow that must be a Madena
Madena by Princess Madena January 15, 2013

Richard Madden 

A gorgeous looking fella with a gorgeous accent. BEWARE!! If you stare too long at Richard Madden you may become pregnant. Many are jealous of his big, fluffy pillow lips and his Frank Sinatra eyes. His body, personality, ass, big dick, accent and talent makes him the perfect man.
“You’re okay, but you’re not Richard Madden
Richard Madden by PinappleSocks July 11, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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