Maddon

The man with a plan. The man who conquered and did not suck! Usually wears classy black specs and can charm with his wits and wisdom any and all who encounter him.

That team won the world series, they must have been coached by a Maddon.

by golddustwoman December 9, 2016

MADDON

A faggot that gets boners to fortnite chicks while playing

That guy maddon has a big boner while playing fortnite

by BoosackNoodleNib November 21, 2018

Maddone a mia

It means mother of god in Italian.

It is a mild swear word to show that you are angry, overwhelmed, disappointed or annoyed about something.

Usually maddone a Mia is used after a moan or a sigh which may be an anxiety trigger for those around who hear it.

.. Children come home from school and throw their book bags in the middle of the floor….

Their mother: Ughh maddone a mia! These kids are gonna be death of me!

Husband : This is our last day of vacation so we better enjoy it!
Wife: Awww Madonne a mia, just think, this time tomorrow we’ll be back at work.

by Doodies July 12, 2022

Maddon Smith

A fucking stupid ugly loser with no personality or looks what so ever. Bros better dead than alive.

"Ew not Maddon Smith, hes a retarded cunt faggot"

by tvoftomorrow May 5, 2022

Maddon

Maddon is a big dicked sexy ass dude. He is the most sexy specimen on earth. he can seduce a woman and give her the best night of her life with ease. he fucks.

you are not ever gonna be on maddons level, he is simply too sexy

by 2thic November 22, 2021

Joe Maddon

The human equivalent of an odd smelling cock stain

"Dude, I told you not to have sex in my bed, there's Joe Maddon all over my sheets!"

by jacked1703 June 17, 2018