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A faggot that gets boners to fortnite chicks while playing
That guy maddon has a big boner while playing fortnite
MADDON by BoosackNoodleNib November 21, 2018
Maddon is a big dicked sexy ass dude. He is the most sexy specimen on earth. he can seduce a woman and give her the best night of her life with ease. he fucks.
you are not ever gonna be on maddons level, he is simply too sexy
Maddon by 2thic November 22, 2021

Maddon Smith 

A fucking stupid ugly loser with no personality or looks what so ever. Bros better dead than alive.
"Ew not Maddon Smith, hes a retarded cunt faggot"
Maddon Smith by tvoftomorrow May 5, 2022

Joe Maddon 

The human equivalent of an odd smelling cock stain
"Dude, I told you not to have sex in my bed, there's Joe Maddon all over my sheets!"
Joe Maddon by jacked1703 June 17, 2018
Hit with the ladies, pimp, playa
My Dragger military brother is such a player! He's the Mandong yo!
Mandong by 03bangbang February 26, 2017

mawdoner 

Persons originating from the tiny, isolated, obscure, punishingly boring, joyless, inbred, non-community of Mawdesley in the arse end of Lancashire.

A general term for a retarded inbred snob.
We had a look inside but it was obvious that the pub was full of mawdoners. We drove back in to town and found another pub.
mawdoner by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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