Mad Snail 

The feeling you get when you're stuck walking behind a slow person in the hallway, you're mad, and you're walking as slow as a snail.

damn, I was stuck behind a group of little kids, they made me a mad snail

Mad Snail by HalfPrince January 27, 2017

Mad snail hours 😡🐌 

Time of day between 11 pm - 3 am

Typically used on Instagram

It's mad snail hours 😡🐌 what y'all mad at?😡😡😡🐌🐌🐌

Mad snail hours 😡🐌 by Steezysdisciple September 20, 2017

Mad Snail Hours

The time between 11pm-3am where mad snails get to say what they're mad about

NI🅱️🅱️A IT'S MAD SNAIL HOURS😡🐌

Mad Snail Hours by Steezysdisciple September 21, 2017

Mad Snail Disease 

A fake disease that turns you into a zombie. Symptoms are ticklish rib cage,loss of balance, severely untrimmed toenails. In the Episode "One Bitten" in Spongebob

Have you heard about that zombie " He got Mad Snail Disease

Mad Snail Disease by Uydtdfzi August 11, 2017

Mad Snail Disease 

When a person is so dumb it frustrates those around him/her

wow that person isn't so smart he/she must have Mad Snail Disease

Mad Snail Disease by TheKingPin17 August 12, 2017

Mad Snail Hours

The time of day between 11pm and 3am

Common on social media.
Used to explain anger.

Person 1: Fuck a nigga named Nate

Person 2: Why is you so mad?
Person 1: cuz Mad Snail hours😡🐌

Mad Snail Hours by @xanaxclimax September 20, 2017

Mad snail disease 

When u realize that u miss your ex boyfriend / girlfriend and that u are jealous of them

Oh shut I've caught mad snail disease

Mad snail disease by Nsjcjendjcjsnens May 29, 2016