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Mad Pooper 

An individual, usually unknown, who defecates in improper places, especially when the discovery of the evidence is an unpleasant surprise.
"When Mr. Jenkins reached into his desk for the hall pass, he discovered that the Mad Pooper had struck again. The whole school heard the scream."
Mad Pooper by MrClarke2014 April 15, 2014
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mad pooper 

An anonymous individual who commonly poops above the water line, leaving more poop than is flushed.
I went to use the restroom and the back of the toilet was covered in splatter. The Mad Pooper had struck again!
mad pooper by goose007 December 27, 2016

magpooper 

any persson uses a magazine or any other selected reading material while deficating to distract him or herself from the burning fire in his or her rectum
zacks dad is a mag pooper

when i i have the runs im a total magpooper.
magpooper by bval-penis April 9, 2005

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026