Mad Girlfriend

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Having a blister or wound on your dominant hand

“I did so many pull-ups today I shredded my hand and now I have a mad girlfriend. I guess I’ll be using the stranger later.”

Mad Girlfriend by JFWodfather March 6, 2015

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mangirlfriend

Any female who is more masculine than her boyfriend. Her physique is typically bulkier than that of her significant other. She also has a deeper voice and weighs more. It's speculated that mangirlfriends even have more facial hair than their boyfriends.

On top of all of this, a mangirlfriend is usually ugly as shit. If one didn't know she was a girl, one would swear she was a bear. Once one discovers she's a girl, one immediately assumes she's a lesbian.

But no, she is in fact straight, and usually extra slutty in hopes of proving this. A mangirlfriend's boyfriend is typically either desperate for companionship or is basically on the verge of being a twink. If the latter is the case, the difference in masculinity is extra humorous.

Mortimer: "What the hell? Why is Jacob sitting in his girlfriend's lap? Shouldn't it be the other way around?"
Jimi: "MANGIRLFRIEND!"

Kaylee: "Fuck Austin and his fucking mangirlfriend!"
Ajay: "Hey watch out, he might have her beat you up."

mangirlfriend by teamdarrick December 1, 2009

Related Words

Mad Girlfriend • man-girlfriend • mad • mad dog • mad lad • mad cow disease • mad tv • Mad cow • mad niggerish • Mad Cunt

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026