macadamia nuts 

Those sneaky little bastards that hide out in cookies and try to fool you into thinking they're white chocolate chips.

With my mouth watering, I bit into a soft cookie full of luscious white chunks, only to get a mouthful of macadamia nuts.

macadamia nuts by DaFink January 18, 2011

Macadamia Nuts 

When you go get a tan, but your balls didn’t get tanned and are pale in comparison to the rest of your body.

I went to the beach the other day. My girl really liked my tan, but didn’t like my macadamia nuts. :/

Macadamia Nuts by Justice for Rachel December 26, 2020

Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts 

a very good restaurant created by a person who saved the macadamia nuts from greece by using sharp corn given to them by paul from iowa which was then bought out by morgan freeman

Paul: “Wow I love the Macadamia Burger from Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts!”
Cat: “Same lol!”

Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts by dacheeziestwhiz March 28, 2021

Chocolate Covered Macadamia Nuts 

When a two homosexual males engage in such mass quantities of anal sex that their nut bags get caked with fecal matter, while in Hawaii.

Robbie and Billie loved their honeymoon in Maui...Billie wasn't fond of the "Chocolate Covered Macadamia Nuts", Robbie on the other hand, couldn't get enough!

Chocolate Covered Macadamia Nuts by Rhudolph the Red-Nose December 12, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019