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mackenzie (guy) 

The most amazing guy I have ever met.

He can light up your day with one of his quick sly smiles - the smiles you can't ever get enough of. His eyes are pools of grey and blue you can just look into a find yourself lost, they are the eyes you wish you had. But his body? Hot damn. He is one of the most beautiful people you will ever see. His muscles are simply magnificent. You can run your fingers over them thousands of times, and never get bored of them. Even his wrists are gorgeous.

The way you feel when you're around him you can't begin to describe. He can make you laugh and smile when you're being serious, and can lighten any mood with one of his amazing puns. He is such a kind-hearted, sensitive, sweet, strong, hilarious, caring, bright, captivating, smart, heavenly, alluring, understanding, puzzling, polite, and orgasmic person. There aren't enough words in the 1,019,729.6 words of the english language to describe him. He is perfect. If you ever meet a Mackenzie in your life, it will instantly become better.
e.g. Did you see Mackenzie (guy) yesterday? So many girls were all over him, I had to fight my way to talk to him!
mackenzie (guy) by Your Baby <3 November 8, 2013
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Mackenzie (guy) 

The most wonderful (boy or man or guy) you will ever meet. He is nice to you. When u guys text he sometimes writes back but he always knows what to say. You can always rely on him. You will end up being bestfriends before anything else. (Bf and gf and or husband and wife)... Even if you brake up if u go out, you will still be
friends... He may cheat, but, in his mind he never meant to hurt you. He can be short or medium most likely not tall..
Mackenzie (guy) and I are goin to the mall.
Mackenzie (guy) by WriterLover1468 December 15, 2014

MacKenzie (Guy) 

Tall, sexy and most likely lives in Brooklyn. The kind of guy who enjoys starting his day with an iced pumpkin cold brew coffee and unwinding with a post work drink. Considers many friends but truly only keeps a few real ones close. He has beautiful dark brown eyes and smooth sun kissed skin. Anytime you get a text from MacKenzie it brings a smile to your face
MacKenzie (Guy) and I are hanging out this week

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026