Maatu 

One of the most kankerous hurensohns I've ever seen in my life, he's straight but he attracts people from all walks of life, likely because he has a V tapir which is a tapir but in the shape of a V, he also was one of the terrorists involved in 9/11, sources say that he rizzed up Osama bin ladin and quote "hit him harder than the planes hit the twin towers", very well accompanied by vivekbenchod nayak who is a very well known chutiya, vivek also gives him a lot of head sloppies with a twist, Mr maatu is the only white Australian-chinese ethnic person to have a bbc witnesses of this monstrosity have said that and I quote "we don't need the twin towers because theres something bigger, taller and darker in maatu's pants" maatu is also also a synonym for mathus, people have said that maatu's have descended from actual super fucking cool aliens who get hot sexy alien bitches which further explains his rizz

Hey look maatu is receiving sloppies with a twist from Vivekananda Bandhan Nayak

Maatu by Vivekananda Bandhan Nayak October 30, 2023

Manturnity 

When a man's gut is proportionately large for his size. This makes the man appear to be pregnant. Especially when they have skinny legs and no butt.

Bob's gut is getting bigger. Time to get some manturnity cloths.

Manturnity by Taekwondoka July 8, 2014

madtunage 

madtunage:

Ultimate tunage, the most extremely good music
one could possibly have in a collection. The very best of the very best.

Check out this madtunage. It's the ultimate.
I've got madtunage! Throw on some madtunage.

madtunage by madinsomniac August 7, 2007

maktub 

Arabic popular saying that means "It was written!", meaning it was always meant to happen/to be.

Jade/Lucas = MAKTUB!

maktub by Jules October 11, 2006

Martuna 

The Martuna (Original Recipe)

In a shaker, over ice, combine:

1 part Vodka or Gin,
1 part Dry Vermouth,
1 part Liquid from a Can of Solid White Albacore Tuna (Bumblebee preferrable)
Quarter Teaspoon of Lemon Juice (per every 1 part Dry Vermouth)

Shake vigorously. Strain into martini glass(es) and garnish with shrimp (de-shelled, preferrably steamed).

Enjoy within the proximity of a bucket, trash receptacle, or toilet, as such sophisticated flavors may disagree with mundane palates.

After an evening of perusing the local art galleries, we retired for the evening to the members' lounge and chatted over Martunas long into the night.

Martuna by gadiv October 18, 2007

mastur 

One who masturbates.

Tomtheloser is a mastur, although you'd be lucky to catch him admitting it.

mastur by Eroticus Prime November 26, 2004

Maktub 

It is a Arabic saying that can be translated to ‘It is written’.

In the book, The Alchemist, Paul Coelho shows how life is and spreads the word. He shows that it has been written, life for everyone has. Life is written by one hand that decides what will happen, the one hand that knows the future. It is a single phrase that can change the meaning of how you view life. Maktub

Maktub by HelpWitWordsForLife June 16, 2019