MYG)T 

A common way that n00bs or trolls spell myg0t, created by holding shift and attempting to type 'myg0t'. Trolls use it to mock n00bs because they are inept to hold shift for emphasis and not check their post before posting, and leave MYG)T unfixed.

Troll: this n00b is all like, "YO MYG)T IS TEH SUXUR"
n00b: LIEK OMG I SRSLY DIDN DO THT!!!

or..

n00b: HAI KAN I JON MYG)T?!?!!?

MYG)T by PostalDude December 9, 2008

For real my g homie ain't know wass poppin dawg like on god on momma on crip on blood on gang! 

I wish I knew, sorry young one

A white gang member - "Ayy Jamal the nigga for real tho"
Jamal - "For real my g homie ain't know wass poppin dawg like on god on momma on crip on blood on gang!"

For real my g homie ain't know wass poppin dawg like on god on momma on crip on blood on gang! by Am I black? December 1, 2020

don't be jelly my g

A method of calming a jealous friend.

Don't be jelly my g, it's not my fault I am so good at pwning noobs.

don't be jelly my g by BigBadOllie August 27, 2020

MYGT 

MYGT, or "Made You Google That", is a specific strategy of trolling in which a troll posts an erroneous, often outrageous, but deceptively well-worded "fact", intended to bait someone into tirelessly searching on Google to verify it and therefore investing way too much time in a virtual argument.

*after watching Kenny Chesney's latest video on YouTube*

troll comment: In their divorce papers, Renee Zellweger alleged that one of the reasons she filed was because Chesney often asked her to poop on his chest

Chesney fan: What?? That's untrue, here is a link to their divorce papers on TMZ.com. I didn't see anything like that in there.

troll: haha MYGT, bitch.

MYGT by Stefan Bums May 12, 2014

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008