My wife

A cheating fucking whore who took the kids please Karen bring them back I swear I can pay for them please

My wife took the fucking kids, I'm seriously considering suicide, nigga!

by I hate Stuart little December 18, 2018

My wife

she left

person 1: Dude, where are you're kids?
person 2: She took them and left.
person 1: Who?
person 2: My wife

by XxMishuGaimerxX March 20, 2019

my Wife

a bitch that takes your money, your kids, your car, your house and your dignity!

guy 1: my wife took everything
guy 2: well at least you have your dignity
guy 1: no, she took that to

by lolman63 December 12, 2018

my wife

sarah paulson

my wife is sarah paulson

by rawrmemes.xd May 23, 2021

my wife

a non-existent hottie who had my kids.

person1: hey me and my wife fucked last night
person2: you don't have a wife
person1: I know...

by The Clown Man May 30, 2021

My wife

Kalynn koury, #1 girl <3

Oh look it’s kalynn koury, my wife, oh my god

by krystinut March 27, 2022

My wife

A Karen-like bitch that takes your money, kids, car, house, dignity and almost everything in your life!

Virgin: What happened to you?!
Husband: My wife and I got divorced, and took almost everything in my life!
Virgin: LOL! YOU'LL ENDED UP LIKE ME!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 31, 2022