My wife

A cheating fucking whore who took the kids please Karen bring them back I swear I can pay for them please
My wife took the fucking kids, I'm seriously considering suicide, nigga!
by I hate Stuart little December 19, 2018
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My wife

she left
person 1: Dude, where are you're kids?
person 2: She took them and left.
person 1: Who?
person 2: My wife
by XxMishuGaimerxX March 20, 2019
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my Wife

a bitch that takes your money, your kids, your car, your house and your dignity!
guy 1: my wife took everything
guy 2: well at least you have your dignity
guy 1: no, she took that to
by lolman63 December 12, 2018
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my wife

my wife is sarah paulson
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My Wife!

a term often expressed when one is surprised or just being obnoxious.

Coined by talk show host Petros Papadakis
Marty: Dude, that guy is on crack or something...

John: Yeah..he's being really obnoxious

Frank: MY WIFE!
by AkimboSlice December 18, 2009
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my wife

person1: hey me and my wife fucked last night
person2: you don't have a wife
person1: I know...
by The Clown Man May 30, 2021
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my wife's son

The term is used by a married mangina cuck who is raising a boy, that isn't his. Sometimes used by 4chan crowd to make fun of cucks (it was featured in "He Will Not Divide Us" Season 1)
A: "I see you got married. But who's the kid?"
B: "He's my wife's son"
A: "Oh, so a bastard child, huh?"
B: "I wish you didn't call him that."
A: "I guess it's better to be raised by a cuck than a single mom..."
by CatoMalgus November 08, 2018
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