My wife

A cheating fucking whore who took the kids please Karen bring them back I swear I can pay for them please

My wife took the fucking kids, I'm seriously considering suicide, nigga!

by I hate Stuart little December 18, 2018

My wife

she left

person 1: Dude, where are you're kids?
person 2: She took them and left.
person 1: Who?
person 2: My wife

by XxMishuGaimerxX March 20, 2019

my Wife

a bitch that takes your money, your kids, your car, your house and your dignity!

guy 1: my wife took everything
guy 2: well at least you have your dignity
guy 1: no, she took that to

by lolman63 December 12, 2018

my wife

sarah paulson

my wife is sarah paulson

by rawrmemes.xd May 23, 2021

My Wife!

a term often expressed when one is surprised or just being obnoxious.

Coined by talk show host Petros Papadakis

Marty: Dude, that guy is on crack or something...

John: Yeah..he's being really obnoxious

Frank: MY WIFE!

by AkimboSlice December 18, 2009

my wife

a non-existent hottie who had my kids.

person1: hey me and my wife fucked last night
person2: you don't have a wife
person1: I know...

by The Clown Man May 30, 2021

My wife

Kalynn koury, #1 girl <3

Oh look it’s kalynn koury, my wife, oh my god

by krystinut March 27, 2022