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U are a beautiful human being and every body loves u secretly and u have 17 people fighting over u right now thinking I hope they choose me
Guy1- wow look at her/ him 🤤
Guy2-i know right there so hot

They all want to look like u (my self)

Guy3-i call dibs
Guy4- no I call dibs I bet they like me more
Guy5-I hear they like so’n’so
Guy6-sh***********t!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy7- I wish I looked like that my self is ugly
My self by Elsie Murdoch December 18, 2019
Words you can keep
My self by Child moel ester July 1, 2020
YOU... Are NOT that.
Hym "So, since you're all basically retarded, I made a visual to debunk this kind of assertion that my problem is myself. Because what you're doing is 'See, when I repeat the things HE SAID while I was not around... He is being made uncomfortable by HIS SELF!' This kind of thinking is what makes you a retard so, here:

*The thing you're doing*

You ---------------------------------------> Me

See how that works? And *The thing you are doing* is inbetween asterisks... Because it's a place holder for any specific action, right? It's like a variable. So, depending on what it is... You're a piece of shit... So, it is MY SELF... That is the problem... You're a piece of shit... Die today please. In a fire. Or a wood chipper. I don't really care where. Just do it. Do it today."
My Self by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

My self confidence 

There is no such thing
My dad is like my self confidence

grope my self 

having to to take a leak relive one self
bro hang on I got to grope my self before we roll
grope my self by nitro2310s4 July 17, 2010

I can see my self in your bed 

a phrase you can use when you see hot person you want to have sex with or just want to cuddle and/or watch a movie with
example 1
Girl - I can see my self in your bed
Boy - yeah? In what way?
Girl - we can see a movie if you want to?

example 2
Girl - I can see my self in your bed
Boy - yeah? In what way?

Girl - wanna fuck?

Not to jack my self off

Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.
Not to jack my self off but I do have the nicest ‘69 mustang.
Not to jack my self off by Unk22 August 5, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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