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my f means either
my fault
or my fuck
jacob: i'm sorry, my f

hannah: it's okay, i forgive you.
my f by hannah yo June 28, 2008
Words you can keep

S.O.F (Sit On My Face) 

When a woman sits on top of a mans face,placing her vagina on his tongue and other various areas of his face.
When you going to S.O.F (Sit On My Face) ma ?
S.O.F (Sit On My Face) by Rugah October 12, 2011
Short for " There's Rice on my Fry ".
A random exclaimation of disgust, when no other phrase is suitable.
"My life sucks, TRO my F!"

S on my F 

Sit on my Face. To remove panties and sit on anothers face. Usually a sexual favor. The half 69-er!
MMm Girl! S on my F

Girl i would love to !

*sexy dance*
S on my F by Alexus Slevonik March 14, 2011

d-in' my f 

pronounced "dee-ing my eff", as one would pronounce the letters "d" and "f". used to shorten the phrase "dicking my f-ck", which means to screw someone over.
scene is as such: you're trying to turn left in the left-turn only lane, and the guy in front of you is trying to get over to keep going straight, but traffic won't allow him in, so you're stuck behind him with no way of doing anything because the idiot isn't moving at all.
"ahhhh quit d-in' my f!"
alternately, try "don't d my f, south carolina!" (reffering to license plate)
d-in' my f by matt gauck January 20, 2007
"Rape my face" Much like s on my f (sit on my face) r my f is more demanding and intense. (and just better)

To forcibly demand someone to sit on your face.
That girl is so hot, I WANT her to r my f.
r my f by Hannah Raven August 3, 2011

Damn Look At My F Forehead 

Damn Look At My F Forehead: To see a person with a big forehead.
Damn Look At My F Forehead: To see a person with a big forehead.
Mike: Hey Daniel
Daniel: What?
Mike: Look at yo forehead bro
Daniel: What about it?
Mike: It do be humongous though
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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