a white van that is all white and has no windows except for a windshield and the front ones. It might have "candy" or "puppies" in the back. Little children should never go into one of these.

Man in a molester van-Hey kids, wanna have fun?
Susie-Yesss!(jumps in and is never seen again)

molester van by Brisafangirl January 3, 2008

molester van

An old beat up van that drives around the streets. Rust and old paint are a must. Curtains in the windows are common but not nessessary. Used for the act of luring childen for molestation.

Look at that molester van by the swing set.

molester van by Equimanthorn December 19, 2007

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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