One bad ass motherf*****. Very intellegent and has got the looks of a Model. He is absolutely hilarious and will crack you up with his facial expressions. Often plays Faustball like a pro and sometimes has girl problems. He is a memelord and likes his cat and his friends are the coolest crew on earth.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.