MLIJ

stands for "My Life Is Jewish"

Saved 20% on lunch today. MLIJ

MLIJ by iamsotrilljustlikebunb January 12, 2011

mlijb 

A horrible creation that has been named a web site. This is for those crazy justin beiber fans that want to find and rape him. If you are a MLIA person then please understand that you may feel nausea after going on this web site. Also you can't change the language on it so that you don't have to see it. I would know. I tried three different times.

(crazy justin beiber fan): OH MY GOSH!!! LETS GO ON MLIJB! DON'T YOU JUST LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER? HE'S SO DREAMY!
(crazy justin beiber fans MLIAer friend): ......I don't know you freak. No friend of mine is a Justin Beiber fan. AVADA KEDAVRA!

mlijb by Your fellow MLIAer April 29, 2011

MLIJB 

'My Life is Justin Beiber'. It's a website for insane Justin Beiber fans.

Insane JB-fan: "JUSTTTTTTTTTTINNNNNNNNNNN BEEEEEEIBBBBERRRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" MLIJB

Normal person: CALM DOWN. NOW. OR THIS PIPE'S GOING IN YOUR FACE.

MLIJB by crotchetyteenager November 26, 2010

MLIJB 

A vain attempt to counter the destructive forces of the internet against Justin Bieber; A cheap knockoff of MLIA that will never become popular; A website you join when you are admitting you need psychological help.

Congratulations on becoming a member of MLIJB, you just turned 97% of the population against you.

MLIJB by TheCovertAgent December 15, 2010

mlijsfa 

My Life Is Just So Fucking Awesome

The alternative to a MLIA
pronounced mel-iso-faa

I just got laid by three girls. mlijsfa!!

mlijsfa by ebikeofacookbook March 31, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020