MLIJ

stands for "My Life Is Jewish"

Saved 20% on lunch today. MLIJ

MLIJ by iamsotrilljustlikebunb January 12, 2011

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mlijb

A horrible creation that has been named a web site. This is for those crazy justin beiber fans that want to find and rape him. If you are a MLIA person then please understand that you may feel nausea after going on this web site. Also you can't change the language on it so that you don't have to see it. I would know. I tried three different times.

(crazy justin beiber fan): OH MY GOSH!!! LETS GO ON MLIJB! DON'T YOU JUST LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER? HE'S SO DREAMY!
(crazy justin beiber fans MLIAer friend): ......I don't know you freak. No friend of mine is a Justin Beiber fan. AVADA KEDAVRA!

mlijb by Your fellow MLIAer April 29, 2011

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MLIJB

'My Life is Justin Beiber'. It's a website for insane Justin Beiber fans.

Insane JB-fan: "JUSTTTTTTTTTTINNNNNNNNNNN BEEEEEEIBBBBERRRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" MLIJB

Normal person: CALM DOWN. NOW. OR THIS PIPE'S GOING IN YOUR FACE.

MLIJB by crotchetyteenager November 26, 2010

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MLIJB

A vain attempt to counter the destructive forces of the internet against Justin Bieber; A cheap knockoff of MLIA that will never become popular; A website you join when you are admitting you need psychological help.

Congratulations on becoming a member of MLIJB, you just turned 97% of the population against you.

MLIJB by TheCovertAgent December 15, 2010

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mlijsfa

My Life Is Just So Fucking Awesome

The alternative to a MLIA
pronounced mel-iso-faa

I just got laid by three girls. mlijsfa!!

mlijsfa by ebikeofacookbook March 31, 2010

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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