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Saved 20% on lunch today. MLIJ
MLIJ by iamsotrilljustlikebunb January 12, 2011
Words you can keep
A horrible creation that has been named a web site. This is for those crazy justin beiber fans that want to find and rape him. If you are a MLIA person then please understand that you may feel nausea after going on this web site. Also you can't change the language on it so that you don't have to see it. I would know. I tried three different times.
(crazy justin beiber fan): OH MY GOSH!!! LETS GO ON MLIJB! DON'T YOU JUST LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER? HE'S SO DREAMY!
(crazy justin beiber fans MLIAer friend): ......I don't know you freak. No friend of mine is a Justin Beiber fan. AVADA KEDAVRA!
mlijb by Your fellow MLIAer April 29, 2011
Related Words
MLIJB MLIJ mlijsfa
'My Life is Justin Beiber'. It's a website for insane Justin Beiber fans.
Insane JB-fan: "JUSTTTTTTTTTTINNNNNNNNNNN BEEEEEEIBBBBERRRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" MLIJB

Normal person: CALM DOWN. NOW. OR THIS PIPE'S GOING IN YOUR FACE.
MLIJB by crotchetyteenager November 26, 2010
A vain attempt to counter the destructive forces of the internet against Justin Bieber; A cheap knockoff of MLIA that will never become popular; A website you join when you are admitting you need psychological help.
Congratulations on becoming a member of MLIJB, you just turned 97% of the population against you.
MLIJB by TheCovertAgent December 15, 2010
My Life Is Just So Fucking Awesome

The alternative to a MLIA
pronounced mel-iso-faa
I just got laid by three girls. mlijsfa!!
mlijsfa by ebikeofacookbook March 31, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
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