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Michael Fucking Jackson

used to express suprise, anger or happiness.
Person 1: Suprise!
Person 2: MFJ!

Person 1: HAHA i kicked your ass at 1on1.
Person 2: MFJ!

Person 1: I got you a present!
Person 2: MFJ!
MFJ by |\|4$TYx|\/|4DD!3 July 23, 2009
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Married Filed Jointly (In context of USA income tax filing with IRS). Generally used by accountants or niche personal finance forums.
Me and my wife going MFJ with our returns this year.
MFJ by namaloomafrad July 4, 2023
Related Words
MFJ MFJL MFJAZZ MFJGABAAIHTGSH MFJM MFJOTSE mfjpm
I am a MFJL (Mother Fucking
Journeyman Linemen).
MFJL by Nacho-Dad July 16, 2019
pronounced 'muf-jotsey'. Accronym for Mincey Fagweeny Jockey Of The Sausage Extraordinaire. Someone who minces, is a little fag-ish, and has a penchant for jockeying sausage (think penis).
My bro is a MFJOTSE
MFJOTSE by B.Gibb March 19, 2011

MFJGABAAIHTGSH 

A way to leave a forum in a creative way. My Friend Just Got Abducted By Aliens And I Have To Go Save Him/Her
Hi can we talk...
Sorry... MFJGAAIHTGSH
MFJGABAAIHTGSH by Box9Missingo August 30, 2005
The week where Ed McMahan, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and Billy Mays died.

M chmahan
F awcett
J ackson
M ays
- OH SHIT, THERES SOME SCREAMING PITCHMAN ANGELS DOING THE MOONWALK STANDING NEXT TO JOHNNY CARSON!!

- That would be MFJM.
MFJM by spartaaaaaaaa June 28, 2009
The best human in the world, he is the brightest light out there and ill the colors of the rainbow. If you ever get the chance to meet him, hold on tight and don't let him go, because the moment he leaves is when everything goes terribly. He is the best and most genuine guy out there, super chill, has many great friends, and he's never boring to talk to. You could talk to him for hours and never get bored. He super cool and I hope he sees this one day....I might have to tell him to look it up tho.....
I spent 5 hours playing vrchat with MFJAZZ last night!!!
MFJAZZ by XxJayceeBunnyxX February 25, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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