meat hooks

another name for 'hands'

"Keep your grubby meathooks of my cousin Earl!"

"You don't have a cousin Earl.."

"And that's the way -uhuh uhuh- I like it!"

"Yes..."

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

Meat Hook

The act of ramming 4 fingers in a girls vagina, and the opposable thumb as far up her asshole as you can. After this, you squeeze until she can't stand the pain and kicks you in the nuts.

Man, I gave that slut the meathook. She kicked me in the jimmy, but I think deep down, she liked it.

by Bob Ronkin March 28, 2003

Meat Hook

This is what a U.S. Marine calls his hand, also known as a Dick Skinner or Crum Snatcher.

Get your nasty little meat hook off that pie, you fat tub of lard!

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

Meat Hook

The art of stuffin the muff.... You position your figers, with your pinky and thumb stickin out and your other 3 fingers folded {Like the Hang Ten hand gesture}Str8 forward... It is the new SHOCKER!!!!

She was so into it I just had to give her tha meat hook.... Wow she loved it!!!

by Wolfes October 10, 2007

Meat hook

A meat head that has a very large chin, so that you could hang a coat on for example

Yiam has such a meat hook, he always hits people with his chin when he walks past

by Jay Clarkson February 18, 2005

Meat Hook

Inserting fingers into a girl's anus while she is "ontop" and assisting her in humping...

I'm getting tired, can you meat hook me?

by MeatMachine1101 January 11, 2014

Meat Hook

Implement at the end of a female's arm used to snare men.

Jesus, I can't believe she's had her meat hooks into every ginger man in the company!

by Guillermo January 22, 2004