master bedroom 

the main or largest bedroom in a house or apartment

“Xavier, he is in the master bedroom!!!!!!!!”. Xavier sucks at siege

master bedroom by MASTER BEDROOM, XAVIER RUSH!!! November 10, 2018

Mastur betroom 

A bedroom owned by a single male.

She came into my mastur betroom and turned around.

Mastur betroom by Tamas666 December 4, 2021

masturbedroom 

Reclaimed use of the term "master bedroom," given that it is no longer socially acceptable to refer to the biggest bedroom in your house as a master bedroom (negative historical associations etc).

A masturbedroom is your own private sanctuary where you are free to self-love (with or without a partner), safe from being bothered by your dependents who inhabit the smaller bedrooms. A masturbedroom is a place where you can be an adult.

See "masturbasement."

"What are you up to this weekend?"
"Well, the wife and kids are gone, visiting her mother. I think I'm just gonna relax in my masturbedroom."
"Great plan, I'm jealous."

masturbedroom by adribt March 17, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008