m.i.l.f

mother.id.like.to.fuck

his mom is a m.i.l.f

by michael October 08, 2003

M.I.L.F

Mother Id Like To Fuck

Piro: OMFG have you seen Brett’s mum.
Doodlebot: Yeh man she is Grade A M.I.L.F material.

by maniclama April 04, 2006

M.I.L.F.

Any woman in her early 30s to late 40s. These women are in danger of being attacked by horny teenaged boys.

"Hurhur, she's a MILF."
"Get therapy, dude."

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

M.I.L.F.

Mom I'd Like to fuck

Dude your moms a MILF. Dude, my moms dead. So, shes still hot!

by Josh Matheny November 19, 2003

M.I.L.F.

1.(Made Famous by American Pie) Mom I'd like to fuck.
2. Fillipino terrorist group-Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

1.self explanatory
2. "

by Not so super DJ Gennady January 05, 2003

M.I.L.F

Mother I'd Like (a) Fried (chicken). What? Were you expecting some kind of definition of some sick incest porn or something?

*Texting*

Son: M.I.L.F for dinner

Mum: No you fucking spoilt brat

by K(ansus)F(ried)P(ork) December 29, 2018

m.i.l.f

a mother i like fucking mainly

person1: tbh your mom is a m.i.l.f
person2:wtf

by just_a_girl_from_ohio July 28, 2018