M.O.M.S

M.O.M.S is shortened version of mail order milk slut and are typically lewd dolls or robots made for pleasuring someone

"I can't believe my M.O.M.S makes me finish that fast

by Answers to your horny question April 24, 2022

L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F

Lemme suck the soul out of your dick until you nut all over my face😫.

When u wanna be freaky in text “ L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F”

by anonymous March 1, 2021

L.M.S.Y.D.T.Y.C.O.M.F

Let me suck your dick till you come on my face

Girl: L.M.S.Y.D.T.Y.C.O.M.F
Guy:hell ya

by Bitchytaco69 March 14, 2017

P.O.M.S

Parent. Over. My. Shoulder

Guy:so u ditching skool 2 day?
guy#2: hey p.o.m.s
Guy: so hows your report???=D

by Steven Vazquez June 19, 2008

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.

Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!

by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.

Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B

by xCascade October 21, 2010

s.o.o.m.s

stay out of my shit!
sooms

my mom went through my room and found my weed, i wish she would just s.o.o.m.s!!!

by brittany772 June 22, 2008