M.O.M.S

M.O.M.S is shortened version of mail order milk slut and are typically lewd dolls or robots made for pleasuring someone

"I can't believe my M.O.M.S makes me finish that fast

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L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F

Lemme suck the soul out of your dick until you nut all over my face😫.

When u wanna be freaky in text “ L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F”

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Let me suck your dick till you come on my face

Girl: L.M.S.Y.D.T.Y.C.O.M.F
Guy:hell ya

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Guy:so u ditching skool 2 day?
guy#2: hey p.o.m.s
Guy: so hows your report???=D

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Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.

Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!

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Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.

Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B

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my mom went through my room and found my weed, i wish she would just s.o.o.m.s!!!

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