M.E.E.F. 

Mutually Exclusive Exploratory Friends. When two individuals decide to explore their otherwise platonic friendship to discover any romantic possibilities (aka "talking" or "pre-dating" with no assumed commitments). This term is helpful to embarrass two potential meefs.

1. Friend #1: Are you and that Irish girl dating? You're with her all the time.
Friend #2: No, we're just meefin for now.

2. I totally think Judith and Seamus are meefin. Today we drove by them and shouted "M.E.E.F.!!" and they got all embarrased and hid their faces in their wee scarves.

3. Girl: Hey Meefy! You have the most beautiful tatoo.

Boy: Thanks Meefcakes. You too.

4. Don't disrespect me in public, meef.
5. Meef to Meef: I'm not comfortable with you going to Rudy's with that girl. Do you wish you were Meefin with her instead?

M.E.E.F. by MarcusnMJ May 9, 2009

M.A.E.F.E 

Make America Equal For everyone

M.A.E.F.E

M.A.E.F.E by 1k Willy January 19, 2021

M.E.R.F. 

Male Exclusive Radical Feminism. A branch of radical feminism that minimizes all men.

“For a member of the queer community, she seems to harbor a lot of hatred toward men. She must be a M.E.R.F.”

M.E.R.F. by ProEquality October 30, 2021

M.E.A.F

Mom everyone's already fucked

Dude, back in the day your mom used to be such a Milf but now she's just a M.e.a.f. A mom everyone's already fucked.

M.E.A.F by Midnight Poker June 20, 2026

S.E.M.F. 

"Speak English, Motherfucker"
Acronym that should frequently and forcefully offered to immigrants--legal or illegal--to the US who refuse to assimilate and insist on jabbering in foreign tongue.

As I was getting on the 2 train in Wakefield, I passed a gaggle of babblers spewing forth "espanol." "S.E.M.F.!" I said. They thought it had something to do with green cards and the INS, and they scattered like cockroaches in the light.

S.E.M.F. by New York City Dave June 26, 2008

F.E.M.A. 

Failed Emergency Management Agency

After 'Hurricane Katrina' hit New Orleans, F.E.M.A.(Failed Emergency Management Agency) took so long to respond, it caused hundreds of needless deaths!

F.E.M.A. by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

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I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. by Big dumbus January 24, 2021