M. Du 

Chancellor of the sucka-free city of Vallejo, California. Lives in the infamous Tree Town section of West Vallejo (T.T. West)

Born in The Town, raised on The Block. From Fairgrounds to Tennessee, Magazine to Maine, fresh Off The Block. Shout out to Bethel High School clazz 05'

Potna: Yo M.Du wuz good wit chu maine? How you fillin?

M. Du: Im fillin' good maine, Im breathin', Im livin', wuz good wit chu boy?

Potna: Nutn' yadadameen, just out here hustlin you fill me. Tryna find a job and get a legitimate cash flow.

M. Du: I fill you. Where you stayin at now.

Potna: Cuddiville, but that just temp ya meen?

M. Du: Naw maine, do ya thang. I know you out there gettn' that cheap rent

Potna: YA MEEN!!!!

M. Du: Yeah so uh, give me a call when you get some work maine, we'll go to kick it at lunch on yo paper day.

Potna: Yeah right ni**ga. Wus yo number

M. Du: 707...

Potna: Actually I got yo number from last time I seent chu

M. Du: Yeah, yeah das right. Well hit me up den. Im bout to bounce cuddie

Potna: Ite

M. Du by M. Du May 20, 2005

Du M. Mas Fuhk 

The full name of a vietnamese soldier who was the lowest rank in his camp. He would always finish last in the trainings and such.

"Woah, Du M. Mas Fuhk isn't putting in any effort today against the Americans."

Du M. Mas Fuhk by Twinkie_Cat April 23, 2020

l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.i.m.m 

Let
Me

Suck
Your
Dick
Until
You

Nut
In
My
Mouth

Your mans sitting at the end of the bed and your like “l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.i.m.m”

l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.i.m.m by Can I kick it March 6, 2020

'Dude', I'm Chuck Bass 

The definition of awesomeness.

Jenny: Chuck, you're totally overracting, I'm really fine.
European ambasador kid: Dude, the lady said she's fine.
Chuck: 'Dude', I'm Chuck Bass. Even the europeans must know what that means.

'Dude', I'm Chuck Bass by Chuck Bass fan February 5, 2010

M&M Duels 

Whenever I get a package of plain M&M's, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I make them have M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my forefinger and thumb, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the 'loser' and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner get to go to the next round.

I have found that, in general, brown and red M&Ms are tougher, while the blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense ring of competition and cracks under the pressure of being in the modern candy and snack food world.

Occasionally I will come across a mutation, a candy that is mishapen, pointier or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this seems to be a weakness but on very rare occassions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the candy continues to adapt in it's enviroment.

When I finish the package, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it wouldn't make any sense to eat this one as well, I package it up with a letter that says "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes" and send it back to
M&M Mars, A division of Mars INC in Hackettstown, NJ

They wrote back this week thanking me and gve me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&MS.

This weekend there will be a tournament of epic protortions.

There can only be one champion.

Tara: "What the hell are you doing, Kaele?"
Kaele: "M&M Duels of course!"
Tara: "... Can I watch??"
Kaele: >:D

M&M Duels by ObbyKaele March 19, 2009

Fuck it dude, I’m sayin’ it 

Declaration of the total disregard of any and all consequence(s) for the events to follow succeeding this phrase

Larry: “Medicare for All, are you kidding me? You want government controlled medicine?”

Hasan: (chuckling) “Hell yeah”

Larry: “You’re insane”

Hasan: “Fuck it dude, I’m sayin’ it... America deserves free healthcare!”

Fuck it dude, I’m sayin’ it by Zypherzemus December 3, 2020

L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F

Lemme suck the soul out of your dick until you nut all over my face😫.

When u wanna be freaky in text “ L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F”

L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F by anonymous March 1, 2021