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An old war general with severe CPTSD. She has been through a lifetime of abuse, neglect, trauma, and abandonment, so trying to tell her how big your body parts are isn't going to mean shit to her. She needs a friend. Not someone to go on and on about their self. No one wants to get to know her or be a friend to her. Guys will message her every once in a while saying that they will be there for her and want to be friends with her, but guys don't know how to be a friend to a girl, they just disappear when they find out you aren't interested in them as more than that, and you never hear from them again. Or they aren't capable of being a friend to you, or even a good person, if they have a girlfriend.

She doesn't like dating or romance. She doesn't want any of it. She doesn't feel like there is anyone who she would really relate to in certain ways. Doesn't give a single fuck what you do in your sheets/bed. Doesn't want to hear that kind of shit. Her definition of a "freak in the sheets" is building a tent with someone as equally weird as she is and then sitting inside of it being a weirdo. Don't ask her what she's wearing unless you want to get added to her collection of guys who have asked her that. Basically, if you are a pervert, leave her alone.
If all this seems intimidating, don't let it. She is stern and serious, not mean. Though, those who don't know the difference might mistake them for the same thing. She is as soft as people come, just don't ever mistake that for weak; because she won't threaten to put a boot up your rear, she'll just do it. M.K.
M.K. by Iwon'tletyougo September 1, 2022
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m'kay • M.K.Stalin • m+k • M/K • M.K. Pump • M Khan • m’kenzie • M & K • M'kaela • M'kailya
M/K is a person who tries his hardest to love to the best of his abilities, but not every female is good to him. He has a tendency to fall for the wrong girls, and when he falls for the right girls, they always fucks it up. Despite the fact that he receives nothing, he gives in his all. He is well-liked and well-known. He's sexy and hot, and girls tend to stare at him a lot whenever he walks.
M/K by M K :) November 22, 2021
M/K is a person who tries his hardest to love to the best of his abilities, but not every female is good to him. He has a tendency to fall for the wrong girls, and when he falls for the right girls, they always fucks it up. Despite the fact that he receives nothing, he gives in his all. He is well-liked and well-known. He's sexy and hot, and girls tend to stare at him a lot whenever he walks.
M/K by M K :) November 22, 2021
a fuckin feral yoke that somehow has a high iq. Clearly an SCP
Help an M.K is chasing me.
M.K by dumbfuck1234567890 July 18, 2022

M.K.Stalin 

Stalin is a DMK leader who became the Chief minister of Tamilnadu in 2021. He started his political career as a DMK party cadre, grew up gradually within the party ranks inspite of being the son of the then party leader Kalaignar M.Karunanidhi
M.K.Stalin is named after the Russian leader Joseph Stalin.
M.K.Stalin by Udanpirappu May 3, 2021

M.K Stalin 

Someone who is typically stupid , has low IQ and wears a cheap 2 $ wig and says that it's a costly 'hairdo'
And this kind of person is typically illiterate, you can say that this person is a dirt sandwich
You may shocked to hear that this 'Someone' , is the Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu (A state in India).
This is the kind of person , who brings foreign investors to a state already with a lot of investments,
This is the kind of person who opens liquor shops and calls it as social change.
This is the kind of person that licks off India's Central Government state funds for personal expenses.
This is the kind of person that makes corrupt legislators as state cabinet ministers.
This is the kind of person that shamelessly loots state coffers for buying Land Rover SUVs for itself.
This kind of person is a shameless ogre.
Hey that dumb mutt M.K Stalin looted 20,000 Rupees from my bank account in the name of property tax.
M.K Stalin by Venniradai Murthy August 26, 2023
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