Lurchio

A big and douchie being whos brain is made entirely of poopy. Can also have multiple body parts composed of feces and or diarrhea chunks.

That lurchio is composed of poop, he has a lil poopy brain and likes to lots of mcfeces!

by lil cambos chunkos December 17, 2010

Big Lurchin'

To consume ridiculous amounts of PCP, followed by a side of human flesh.

My bitch was stone cold trippin so I cracked her chest open and Big Lurched her ass!

by Lurch Victim June 30, 2003

Lurching Around

The act of pursuing or hitting on females in an extremely sketchy or sleazy manner, usually while thoroughly inebriated. Telltale signs may include bad dancing, inappropriate touching, constant staring, rude comments, and standing over someone's bed and watching them sleep.

The party was good, but I felt really bad for some of the girls there, Adam was really lurching around all night.

by The Whitest Knight August 17, 2008

Lurchola

A person of significant height who tends to hover over others obstructing their work day. Typically this person deems themselves superior to others in an office setting, however lacks motivation or proper mental clarity;
A socially inept person who views themselves as superior to everyone else; all the while oblivious to the fact that he is distained by all who are plagued by his presence.

"The VP was in my cube today auditing my work, he is being such a Lurchola"

by Mystikk34 September 3, 2009

Lurchid

Very discusting or vile. Derives from the word Lurch which means to throw up.

Yo i gave Julie a Cleavland Steamer last night for the first time and she loved it. Although she loved it i thought it wus so lurchid, the smell and the sight and everything in between.

by Matt Rosenblum July 12, 2006

Lurching

When one has smoked enough marijuana in a communal situation that they sit idly & forget they're holding the bowl rather than passing it to the next person. Similar to the term bogart, but in this case it's caused by being stoned enough to become forgetful rather than just being greedy or selfish; it also applies almost exclusively to bowls (& bongs) rather than to joints. Ironically, it typically takes the others in the room some time to realize someone is Lurching the bowl because they're all stoned enough to forget who's holding it too.

This term is not widely used, & has its origins in the Chicago suburbs in the late '80's.

Hey man, it's puff-puff-pass; quit Lurching the bowl!

by Doktor Schadenfreude February 6, 2010

Lurching

When you're on the verge of sleep but you're dumb ass body makes this abnormal and completely ridiculous twitch that you have no control over and it wakes you from your peacefulness and leaves you thinking 'goddammit' while you're friends look at you with stupid expressions on their faces and wonder why you're scowling in silence.
And then they laugh at you, the pricks.

Child 1: Hey what was that you were doing in your bed last night? Looked like someone tasered you.
Child 2: Lurching. It sucks.
Child 3:*Laughs* I'm gunna Urban Dictionary this shit!

by scarheadpotter July 9, 2011