Lunchsterbator Share definition Flag A person who habitually eats lunch alone, even when presented with other alternatives. I asked Vinnie if he wanted to go for lunch, but he just wanted to eat at his desk. What a lunchsterbator. Lunchsterbator by Nertzle November 18, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Lunchsterbator mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch