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cock lunch

one who forgets their lunch at work and is desperately hungry, so they take their mind off things by sucking the cock of one of their co-workers.

Woman: I forgot my lunch again, and I can't go home and get it

Man: If you want, you can come in my office and have a cock lunch.

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An insult referring to someone performing fellatio on another individual, often times used as "suck a dick".

"Oh, you think you're pretty funny? Why don't you go have your cock lunch, and I'll deal with you later."

Cock lunch by -Wig. October 14, 2007

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A great insult mentioned by producers of the American Pie movies.

Go eat a cock lunch you fag.

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Chinese food of undetermined origin. They eat Fido over there.

Boeing's super sonic airliner is so fast, you can fly from Baltimore to Bejing for a Cocker Spaniel lunch and fly home in time for dinner.

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