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Lumpenprole

The lowest scumbags in a given society. People with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Typically vote for The Greens.
Toff 1: "Hey, look at that human detritus. Centrelink benefit recipients, no doubt!"

Toff 2: "Yes, I concur. And residents of Mount Druitt to boot!"

Toff 1: "Indeed. Truly lumpenprole."
Lumpenprole by Andy the Dandy December 13, 2012
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super-lumpenproletariat 

an expanded definition of th word lumpen-proletariat.a black contemporary marxist term used to describe th people below th people below th proletariat.th super-lumpenproletariat include all th people who might belong to th underclass if they were allowed to function.a 3rd or 4th class citizenry that functions more like zombies than humans...
due to their ultra-abject station on th american plantation,they possess super class antagonistic powers,hence th name super-lumpenproletariat.th "super-lumps" as they are affectionately known,prey on the ultra rich(mostly at night)

th super-lumpenproletariat is also a funny word that is used by radicals to describe someone posing as being worse off than th poorest lumpenproletariat.
"man you taking this super-lumpenproletariat thang too far"...

"hey bruh,why you super-lumpenfruntin? shit, you better pay for them french fries,i'm broke!"

"ay homie,the super-lumpenproletariat are th real heroes of the revolutionary vanguard.they even got capes and shit!"

Lumpenprofessoriate 

An over-educated, under-paid, part-time intellectual laborer, who typically works over-time for sub-standard wages with no job security and no professional future.
Welcome to the university. I am your "Professor". I will be in my shared office on Tuesdays. The rest of the week I am working at the bicycle shop. I have to do that to live inside this winter due to the fact that I am an exploited member of the of the excess intellectual labor pool of the lumpenprofessoriate.
Lumpenprofessoriate by Bikephreak November 2, 2011

lumpenproletariat 

(n) 1. A section of the population in capitalist society that is deprived of a role in production.

(n) 2. The most impoverished section in capitalist society comprising mostly of vagrants, vagabonds, criminals, welfare recipients, drug addicts, etc.

(n) 3. A non-revolutionary current in capitalist society, in Marxist terms.

A socialist revolution could never come from the lumpenproletariat due to the fact that they have no stake in production.
lumpenproletariat by Damien E November 24, 2007

lumpenproletariat 

The mass of working-class citizens in a society who have little or no political awareness and are thus easily manipulated. (Karl Marx coined the term, and he didn't think much of these folk.)
The Republican Party takes the Christian lumpenproletariat vote for granted.
lumpenproletariat by Dr. Xenos April 28, 2019

Lümpenpoopenschittenhauser 

(Noun)- from the Bavarian German: Der Lümpenpoopenschittenhauser (plural Die Lümpenpoopenschittenhausen).

An axiomatic expression derived from the German “Lümpenpoopen” and “Schittenhauser.”

Lümpenpoopen translates into English as “lumpy poop” and refers to a large shit that piles upon itself into a small mound within the toilet, often with a softer (though not quite diarrhoea-like) consistency. A Lümpenpoopen can be made in many different environments, but often results from a combination of Taco Bell, Indian, and Pretzel Beer Cheese.

The Schittenhauser refers to a toilet used for the express purpose of “taking a shit.” In German culture, to merely urinate in a Schittenhauser is culturally frowned upon, with many medieval legends claiming that failure to shit in a Schittenhauser will lead to 12 years of poor luck and famine.

A Lümpenpoopenschittenhauser is therefore a Schittenhauser designed for the more specific purpose of Lümpenpoopen.
1. “Ich habe letzte nacht vier donnerkebaben gegessen— Ich muss machen ein massiv Scheiße königlich in der LÜMPENPOOPENSCHITTENHAUSER!”

2. “I ate so much fucking Beer Cheese… I’m gonna fart and shit everywhere. I need to get to a genuine Lümpenpoopenschittenhauser ASAP and cum and shit a lump everywhere.”
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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