Luke Bryan

A very good looking guy who really knows how to please girls of all ages. He is smart, hot, and loves to smile and make people happy, a very generous and thoughtful man, and really knows how to shake his ass.

"I damn well wish i could have a husband like luke bryan...HELL i'd take a luke bryan himself anyday!!!"

by i.like.naps. December 29, 2016

Luke Bryan

When a individual urinates on a large group of people, it happens randomly and for no reason.

Bob: James, why did you Luke Bryan on those poor people

James: I had to take a piss

by Uncle fungus January 11, 2019

Luke Bryan

A guy in lady jeans, singing about "country girls"

Pathetic excuse for country music. Try Waylon Jennings or Merle Haggard

1: Hey, hoss, who's that guy in the sparkly lady jeans?
2: I think they call him Luke Bryan.

by computercat682 August 17, 2015

Luke Bryan

A modern day country singer. Better known as something that will give you ear cancer and a lower your IQ if exposed to for any amount of time.

Person 1 : Why is it that all Luke Bryan fans love lifted trucks, tattoos, and smelling like a pop can full of tobacco spit?

Person 2 : Because people are sheeple.

by Idiotsareeverywhere January 29, 2019

Luke Bryan

The Skinny Jean wearing wannabe country boy who tries to make pop music sound like country and we all know it’s obvious.

“Did you hear Luke Bryan’s new song? It’s GAF”

by ParkDaddy69 May 19, 2019

luke bryan

One of the most AMAZING country singers there has been. Luke Bryan is from Georgia and is a TRUE country man. He knows what country is and he's proud to be country. His music is called 'a breath of fresh country air' by many people.

1. "Do i turn you on and on when i kiss you baby, does the sight of me wanting you drive you crazy? Do i have your love? Am i still enough? Tell me do i, or tell me don't i baby give you everything that you ever wanted? Would you rather just turn away and leave me lonely? Do i just need to give up and get on with my life? Baby, do i?"- Do I by Luke Bryan
2. "Baby, is someone else callin' you baby? It's drivin' me crazy this bein' in the dark. Goodbye ain't ever easy, so break it to me hard. If you're over my love girl, lay it on my heart. No, don't try to save me. Is someone else callin' you baby?" - Someone Else Calling You Baby by Luke Bryan

by kaaaaitlynyo March 5, 2011