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Luka Humor 

Extremely unfunny joke. Way unfunnier than a dad joke. This is a joke only a person named Luka can find funny

Also, see Pun
Luka: Tells an unfunny joke

Person: That's some Luka humor right there

Megurine Luka 

Megurine Luka (巡音ルカ (Meh-goo-ree-neh (Loo/roo)-(kuh/kah)(Western Form. Luka Megurine)) is a Japanese VOCALOID of the VOCALOID 2 era, created by Crypton Future Media Incorporated. She has long pink hair and blue eyes and a two-piece chèuhngsāam/qípáo, accompanied by a gold brooch mimicking brass instruments as well as the circulatory organ, and she has a slim figure. Her surname, Megurine, combines the kanji 巡 (Jun (Circulate/Around)) and 音 (Oto (Sound)), and her first name, Luka, combines 流 (Nagare (Flow)) and the homonyms 歌 and 香 (Both pronounced "Ka" (Song/Scent Respectively)). This fusion of characters is meant to make "Songs to All Around the World as Scent Spreads". She is meant to give off many different types of voices (Cute, Mature, Sexy, Strong) and she is used in several genres of music. Her voice bank has had some bugs and difficulties, and she hasn't had as many improvements or additions as the other VOCALOIDs of the Character Vocal/Piapro Characters series. However, many love her beautiful voice as it is.

Trivia :

Did you know? Megurine Luka's name was originally supposed to be Hatsune Miku! But that was later given to the teal-haired cute figure many see as the face of VOCALOID, being the most popular.

Did you know? Luka can be heard in the original musical score "Arisen Anew" from a Homestuck album called AlterniaBound!

Even though Ruka is the technical Romanization of her Japanese name, her name is officially Romanized as Luka (not Ruka, or Luca).
Person 1: Who is your favourite VOCALOID?
Person 2: Mine is Megurine Luka! She sounds so pretty . She looks so cool when she plays her guitar to Leia by Yuyoyuppe!
Person 1: Same! Her outfit and style is so beautiful as well (⋈◍>◡<◍) ✧♡
Lukasz is a Polish name pronounced Lucas.
To be a Lukasz, one has to be uber sexy and very intelligent. They are studious and helpful as well as happy and amazingly kick ass. Did I mention that Lukasz's are always sexy, gorgeous. If you are a Lukasz you always get the ladies.
Guy 1: Amy, Christine and Amanda all tried to get with him. they failed miserably
Guy 2: get at who?
Guy 1: Lukasz
Lukasz by Carrie Reed. February 22, 2009
Lukasz is a rather common, yet highly kick arse and uber sexy, Polish name.

In Poland it is pronounced as "wukasch".

Anyone with the name Lukasz automatically fails in life and in areas where others may fortunately succeed!
Girl: Hey, whats your name?

Lukasz: Its Lukasz, ofcourse!

Girl: Wow, that sounds so hot...

Lukasz: Indeed.


Lukasz by Prithvi The Pr0n King November 2, 2008

Luka Doncic 

A Slovenian basketballer, currently playing for Dallas Mavericks of the NBA. Nicknamed "wonderboy" by European audience. Already known for his Clutchyness} and crazy stepback threes. At [19 he has already won multiple trophies and awards including: Euroleague title, Eurobasket title and Euroleague MVP. Although doubted by many before his debut for the "Mavs", he continues to prove his critics wrong.
Guy 1: Bro, Did you see that crazy ass buzzer beater? Who is that guy?
Guy 2: It's Luka Doncic.
Luka Doncic by Avenc3nt December 9, 2018
Lukaku /lu-ka-ku/ verb past tense: Lukaku'd 1. To lose something under your control; mishandling due to lack of ability and/or concentration. =
steve - I really like this girl, everything is going so well!
John - Dont Lukaku it mate.
Lukaku by lukaku4life December 3, 2018
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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