The greatest of all time, he's unmatched in intellect and dominance. The true alpha and king, our true lord and savior. Many view him as the devil while others see other wise. Be wary though, he will cuck you as he's a sadist by nature. Luis A Breton is one above all and will bless you if you gain his hand in friendship. Also has monster schlong. Sinful and full of lust, a nymph.
Luis A Breton: DON"T SAY MY NAME JUAN!
*Tornado Appears*
-Juan has the party
Saying you're getting a job but really bullshitting to make it seem like you're going somewhere or not working and showing up to "work" late or asking everyone for money.
Guy 1: man that guys been saying he's getting the job for a year now
Guy 2: yeah his excuse is papers haven't gone through
Guy 1: he must be being a Luis!
“Pulling a Luis” is the action of rarely showing up to band related events due to you just not wanting to go, sleep, vacation, etc. all your peers in you’re section are mad at you for rarely showing up.
Person 1:” Damnit, he isn’t here again. This is the third time this week that I’ve been the only trombone”
Person 2: “ I think he is Pulling a Luis”
can lead to a huge divide of a friendship or a friendship group
fall in love head over heels and neglect many other duties/responsibilities
I arranged to meet Andre yesterday but he decided to pull a luis on me.
Since the start of his relationship, he pulls a luis on us.
Why are you not friends with her anymore? She pulled a luis on me.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.