Luckens 

Constantly breaks his tables. "oh no. our table...its broken...."

He helps track down scumbags who cheat on their girlfriends.
A smart funny cupcake who likes anime.
Someone who says "cause I'm black?!" all the time.
He has never eaten honey mustard but loves ranch as long as its on strawberries.

"OMG, he's being a luckens right now..."
"Be smart. Be like Luckens."

Luckens by luckensfanclub101 November 11, 2021

dirty lickens

when someone gets beat up really bad. when someone gets their ass kicked beyond repair.

boy1: aww man i failed my bio test AGAIN!
boy2: haha you're moms gonna give you dirty lickens!

girl1: haha you got dirty lickens last night from that big girl.
girl2: yeah yeah fuck you.

dirty lickens by ChaCha92 May 17, 2009

dirty lukens 

A tall man with a micro penis.

Nicole brought home that guy last night, and he was totally a dirty lukens.

dirty lukens by Knuckles September 27, 2019

LucKeS 

The infamous Montreal Celebrity Joey "LucKeS" Rouges-Truchon. His widely known for his wild stunts, drinking nights and his gaming skills.

GUY 1: Man, that guy is drinking 3 beers while rolling a J.

GUY 2: Dude, that's just LucKeS.

LucKeS by Linksys10210 March 19, 2010

Luckenson 

Short asf, 0 hoes, L waves, L existence

Person 1: Who's that short guy with no waves and 0 hoes?
Person 2: That's obviously Luckenson

Luckenson by Anonymous00783 October 13, 2021

Lockensmur

Lockensmur means the day after tomorrow.
Two days into the future. If today is Wednesday, lockensmur would be Friday.

A. Are you going to the big party lockensmur?
B. Sadly, I won't be able to go because I have to go to my niece's birthday party lockensmur.
A. Oh, I wish you could come.

Y. They are opening the videogame store tomorrow, and all of the good games will probably be gone by lockensmur.
Z. Ugh, I won't be able to get a good game because I only get my allowance on lockensmur.

Lockensmur by tinyperson May 18, 2022

luckness

when someone has too much luck at a certain day, week, or month

bill: Lately, Bill's had a lot of luck

Dane: No that guy's got luckness

luckness by log27 April 3, 2009