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Count Lucio 

A beautiful, dramatic and high ranking man. Can either make you feel as if you furiously hate him or devotedly love him. Can be dead and a goat ghost one minute and then BAM he snatches your body and saunters about not looking a day over "I was dead literally 4 seconds ago".
"Oh god, its Count Lucio... That thicc bitch is at it again..."

P1) "Did you hear that noise? It sounded like a whiney goat..."
P2)"Oh, don't worry that's just Count Lucio."
Count Lucio by Dead Cøunt April 9, 2019
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Luciano means “light”. Never break the trust of a Luciano. The are extremely loyal and loving, if you break their hearts they aren’t easy to forgive. They are almost always attractive. If you are lucky to have a Luciano in your life, never let him go. Never break his heart. Love him forever.
Look at that gorgeous man over there in the field, I think that might be Luciano!
Luciano by AngelHeart789 November 26, 2020
She’s the most amazing girl you’ll ever meet and she loves a bit of fun. But, if you don’t take care of her properly she doesn’t wait around. Luciana is the best person to ,you know, Wife Up. She’s AMAZING!
Luciana needs to be loved 24/7 because she’s amazing xx
Luciana by l3wiscass6 June 12, 2018
Luciana is a beautiful name, for a beautiful person. Luciana is kind, loving, and cares for her friends. Usually very athletic, doing well in soccer, basketball, volleyball, and tennis. When you meet a Luciana, her laugh is contagious so everyone will always know when she enters a room.
Luciana.
Luciana by BoyI'mSexy420 September 28, 2021

Web M.D.-lusional 

adj. The state of being convinced one is suffering from an illness/disorder/etc. much more severe than what one really has based on a Web M.D. diagnosis.
Ty: I researched my symptoms online, and I think I may have a brain tumor.
Cassie: That's Ty; he's Web M.D.-lusional.
Web M.D.-lusional by clarke paley December 4, 2010

Lucio101 

A King, a god but first and foremost a lyricist, Lucio101 is easily the best musician who ever came out of germany. Fuck Beethoven or Mozart ain't nobody gone listen to they boring ass music, Lucio101 is the a finesser with 3.5 Grams in the GESA.
Chad: Yo whos the most relevant german musician?
Virgin: Idk prolly Mozart?
Chad: Tf up wit you? Ever heard sb say "yo put on some mozart" everybody listens to the King of Finessing Lucio101 now.
Lucio101 by xliquid March 7, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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