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Lucas Lynch 

an amazing guy that I met in middle school. he is really tall(I'm only 5') and is pretty hot. Darkest brown hair and matching eyes. he would continuously wack and squeeze my ass, and often rubbed my thighs during lunch. he would make sexual jokes and constantly flirt with me. (he looooveeed to fluster me, which is easy) and enjoyed watching me turn red. he once sat on my ap when I wouldn't sit on his! my first love and I've never loved a boy(or girl) ever the same. he is my first thought in the mourning and I have cried many nights since I moved 45 minutes away from him, a year ago. I've even drawn him.

all in all, he is a guy that I will never forget. he understood me in ways others didn't and I still consider him one of my closest friends. I really hope he finds this because he knows who I am.
Lucas Lynch is an unforgettable guy. He would call me smol bean and halfling.
if he is reading this, I miss you, lu

Lucas Lynch Update? 

Got back in touch with Lucas Lynch .Three years later I find him and now we've moved in together. Still an amazing man and still very handsome.
Lucas Lynch Update? For those who see

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026