Lovepression

When you get depressed about not finding love or getting sad about finding love but ends up breaking it

I have lovepression cause i dated this girl in my highschool freshmen year i thought she was the one but broke it.

by lastatencion February 25, 2020

lepression

A psychological disorder characterised by very low moods and causing significant impairment of basketballing ability. This unique illness is caused by continually getting rick rolled by LeBron James and is especially prevalent among professional athletes and civilians from Toronto. While there is no cure, Torontonians hope that LeBron James will take his talents west which would mean lepression would not hit Toronto until June, if at all.

DeMar DeRozan is a long term sufferer of lepression and has a number of lepressive episodes a year; most commonly in May. These episodes are followed by 5 months of chronic lepression before building the courage to face the inevitable spiral in May of the following year.

by JuiceTruth June 3, 2018