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Loveland High School 

A horrible school full of white trash with middle aged moms named Karen that ask for the manager when their expired coupon isnt being accepted. They all think theyre so bad smoking a juul in the bathroom and getting caught by Buis. The lunch food is just a live chicken shoved in a blender with a bit of salt for seasoning. They still use TikTok and think theyre cool because they have 212 followers. Theyre all named Jack or Logan or some white shit like that and they sniff sharpies for fun. They print supreme stickers and put them on their shirts and think its hilarious. Nothing else exists except nike and lulu lemon. Their football team has scronny freshman that are 5"3' and weigh 124 pounds starting.
Jason: Yo where do you go to school?
Logan: Loveland High School.
Jason: Shit man that sucks

Loveland high school 

loveland high school is basically 97% white to the point where they had to make a diversity group in the middle school. full of people who try to become tiktok famous by dancing to obsessed by maria carey because it’s “so quirky” especially with their 37 followers. all the wannabe baddies try to juul in class bc they think it’ll make them popular. white ass boys wear nike shorts in the winter, the tiktok girls who’ve been trying to become famous for 7 weeks (but their moms won’t let them make their accounts public) wear crop tops and shorts all year long, there’s the weird furries with greasy hair who hiss at you in the halls, and there’s always that ghetto bitch who argues with the teacher.
“she goes to loveland high school? she’s probably white then, right?”
Loveland high school by kahhzooo November 2, 2019

Loveland High School 

The definitive microcosm for the American white, middle-class high school experience.

There is nothing unique about Loveland High School, which is exactly what makes it so puzzling. For decades, scientists had hotly debated if such a place could even exist: a basic singularity. It's only recently, after its current building's construction in 2000 AD, that researchers have been able to closely examine this hot-spot of generic and predictable high school activity.

Every social clique is a perfect stereotypical representation of itself. There are no known deviations from typical behavior that these groups preform. Every band kid acts as you would expect them to, every athletic kid, every robotics kid, and so on and so forth. Such behavior is startlingly conformist.

It is yet unknown if the students or faculty inside the school posses self-awareness of how generic they truly are or if they are blissfully unaware and sheltered from the harsh world around them. It is assumed that most students wish they could attend somewhere, anywhere else.
"I'm from Loveland High School, and every day I grow a little more tired of my horrifically tedious journey from this god-forsaken high school to University of Cincinnati to a 9-5 job to an eventual

and inevitable death."
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