Lilypad Love Lumps

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas

Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

lovely lady lumps

Fergie's big and juicy breasts...YUM!

My lovely lady lumps

by arkkkkkkkkkkkklllllllloooobbe February 27, 2008

Love lumps

When you get socked or punched for every year you've aged in place of a gift or present. Used as a way to show affection for a loved one without being seen as mushy or soft.

My brother turned 18 today so I gave him 18 love lumps and that new Madden.

by APXPRDTOR December 28, 2021