love truncheon 

Love Truncheon: the glans penis

He had a love truncheon the size of a donkey.
Q. How could someone with a bonce like yours get to root her?
A. Once I unleashed the love truncheon she knew she couldn't resist.

love truncheon by Coitdog October 21, 2005

love truncheon 

another word for dick

slap a girl across the face with your love truncheon

love truncheon by suffolk strangler January 1, 2007

love truncheon 

my willy, which is bigger than anything else

i drove my love truncheon up her dirt track

love truncheon by patricia October 1, 2003

a beating from the love truncheon 

to slap a woman roughly in the face with your penis. Works better with a massive penis.

Davidson quite regularly takes a beating from the love truncheon.

a beating from the love truncheon by S Hussein April 3, 2003

a beating from the love truncheon 

to creep up on a girlfriend from behind and slap your cock off her cheek"

"if you beat me with your love truncheon again im never gonna suck it again"

a beating from the love truncheon by Anonymous December 12, 2006

purple headed love trunchon 

Another Purple Headed slang term for a fully engorged penis

While she blew me I pulled out of her mouth and started beating her about the head with my purple headed love trunchon

purple headed love trunchon by Min January 9, 2007