When having sex with a woman suspected of having an STD, the man first puts on one condom then covers it in hot sauce before putting on a second condom. If the fist condom breaks during sex, then the woman will scream like a fire truck which signals the guy to pull out.
The only way I will have sex with that woman is using a Louisiana Fire Truck
by Tattle Tail April 15, 2016
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